Unbeknown to me, one of my exes used to sell pussy. All during the time I dated her, I had no idea she had such a past. I knew about the past drug usage, but the pussy selling I knew nothing about. I didn’t find that out until about two years later.
Last night, over some brew at Little Fish Big Pond, a friend and I began talking about her. Then, that’s when he told me something that kind of shocked me. This wasn’t the jaw dropping to the ground kind of shock, it was a teeny tiny shock.
“When she was up in New York,” my buddy started. “She used to prostitute her body. One night, she sold her body to Bruce Willis and he pissed on her. Then, he kicked her.”
Of all people, nobody but me could have an ex that was pissed on by Bruce Willis. Could she have had an extra-marital affair with Donald Trump? No, she has to get pissed on by Bruce Willis. Besides starring in Die Hard, it appears as if Bruce likes to star in Piss Hard also. And what the hell he kicked her for?
As I heard that, I became conflicted on whether this was true or not. I have heard from two different sources about my ex’s pussy selling past. So, more than likely her pussy selling was true.
Also, I think I do remember my ex saying that she did live in New York for awhile.
Now, as for where my buddy got the piss story from? Well, his ex used to be friends with my ex. More than likely, his ex is where he probably got the story from.
Now, why would someone tell a lie about Bruce Willis pissing on her? What would she gain from that? Sympathy? Bragging rights?
Or was my buddy bullshitting me?
I didn’t know what to think at the time. I just knew it was good blogging material.
